Archives » May 2004

  • Not Ready to Pop

    It must be the heat down here (mid-upper 90’s) that makes pregnant
    chicks appear more miserable. Several times in the last week I have
    gotten comments from people indicating that they don’t think I’ll make
    it to July 21st. The cashier at Lowes said I’m “gonna pop” to which my
    response was “I hope not.” The hot dog vendor […]

    Thursday 27th May 2004 - 4:37:06 PM | Comment

  • Weebles Wobble

    As the weeks tick away I feel I’m beginning to get used to my
    limitations. I’ve trained myself to carefully squat to pick things up
    off the floor (I’m not saying it still doesn’t take several swipes to
    grab something). I’ve learned the steps for getting out of bed: roll
    over on side to face the edge of bed, […]

    Thursday 20th May 2004 - 5:34:18 PM | Comment

  • The Sympathy Belly

    We had our second childbirth class last night. The men, or rather,
    coaches got to model the sympathy belly. It’s a 30 pound jacket
    complete with belly and boobs, tight straps to constrict breathing and
    some moving balls to simulate kicks. I could barely pick up this thing
    off the table, but Frank was a good sport and tried […]

    Thursday 13th May 2004 - 9:49:21 AM | Comment

  • Men and Bellies

    Men are trained from a very young age not to comment on a woman’s weight. When confronted with an obviously pregnant woman, this seems to cause a social dilemma. Do you ogle the belly, ignore it, comment on how large it is, comment on how large the woman is? What do you do? It has […]

    Tuesday 11th May 2004 - 1:38:41 PM | Comment