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Me: “Did you hit your funny bone?”
Elizabeth: “No I hit my elbow.”

Frank: “What’s your bunny’s name?”
Elizabeth: “Rabbit”

The understatement of the year: Wearing one of Frank’s T-shirts, which was beyond floor-length on her, she said “it’s a little big on me.”

“I wanna put lotion on Finley’s back!”

Don’t ever say that two-year-olds don’t have important things to worry about. On the way to a playdate at another kid’s house she said “do they have toilet paper there?”

At the grocery store in the produce department “it might rain in here!” Then, sure enough, the veggie sprinklers kicked on.

When Elizabeth drops food I’ll usually say “Finley will get it.” Yesterday, we asked her to go wash her face after dinner and she replied “No, Finley will lick it.”

She came out of the bathroom saying “I got pee pee in my eye!” If she were a boy, it wouldn’t have been so far-fetched. I realized that the pee must have splashed up in her face as she admired her work.