Andrea’s Weblog

With this pregnancy, I’ve been having a harder time remembering how many weeks along I am. For those of you keeping track, it’s week 24. I only know that because I subscribed to a site that sends me weekly emails telling me what week it is and offering some helpful tips.

Well, I’m not actually sure how helpful the tips are. Last week the tip was to wear your seatbelt below your belly. I can see how someone might think it was safer to belt the baby in, but I would like to see a seatbelt stay around the middle of her belly. It’s hard enough keeping pants up around a pregnant belly.
Out of context, this weeks big tip could be taken from Pamela Anderson’s style guide:

If you don’t feel as attractive or fashionable as you’d like during your pregnancy, here are some ways to help make you feel like the beautiful mom-to-be you are:

One word: cleavage. Pregnancy provides the best opportunity you’ll ever have to flaunt your increased cleavage, so try wearing scoop-neck t-shirts or sweaters.

Try synthetic materials. Wear pants made of synthetic materials that stretch to fit your new curves.

Think a little tighter. Over-sized, baggy clothes create a bulky look. For a sexier style that slims your silhouette and emphasizes your features that aren’t expanding, wear snug-sleeved tops, skinnier pants, and knits that stretch to fit your form. These are both sexy and feminine.

I guess I’ll be off to the stores tomorrow to find a skin-tight cat suit to wear. That’ll definitely make me look and feel great. I wonder if they come in maternity sizes?