Andrea’s Weblog

Screaming “I don’t have to go potty!!” while peeing on the toilet.

“A smoothie isn’t dessert–it doesn’t have any chocolate in it!”

She outsmarted me explaining that we can take her big girl bike wheelie day at the park. I said she might have to take her tricycle because her bike might not fit in the Saab. She said “Yes it will! Daddy put it in there when we bought the bike.” (Duh!)

She was explaining to me that her rubber ducky is a girl because it has a vagina and pointed to the little air hole at the bottom of the duck. It even pees!

If she wants to do something her self, she gets quite determined. We’ve had countless re-dos as I undo what I’ve done and let her do it herself.

“We didn’t get the swimming kind of fish for dinner. We got the grocery store fish.”

She demanded to put on the kind of underwear that makes noise. Noise?!? Then she snapped the elastic on my undies and said see?

While walking past a guy in the magazine aisle of the grocery store Elizabeth says “that guy has funny hair!” Fortunately, the guy chuckled and I mouthed sorry to him. Then Elizabeth and I had a talk about what made his hair funny–it was just curly like hers.